My 18 Month Resume

Mason M. Devine
Centreville, VA  20121

Objective
Self-starter who is extremely motivated as I aim to begin my terrible twos, six months early. I am looking for a position where I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, without anyone telling me 'no'.


Education
April 27, 2009 - Present: Gammy watches me. We play all day long. Gammy reads my favorite books, including Five Little Pumpkins, Professor Wormbog and the Search for the Zimperumpa Zoo, Barnyard Dance and Tubby Time. Gammy and I go to playdates every Tuesday and I've met several friends. Though, none of us play together, we love to steal each other's toys and snacks.

November 16, 2010 - I will be starting daycare at Happy Faces in November. I will start part time and then when Gammy goes back to Colorado for the holidays, I will go full time. I will continue Happy Faces education until Gammy comes back in January.

Experience
-  Thinks outside of the box: Successfully gains access to television remotes wherever they may be strategically placed.
- Persistent: Regardless of being told no, I can effectively open the lazy susan cabinet and remove all spices and place them on the kitchen floor.
- Strong: Can easily open refrigerator, dishwasher and bedroom doors, even when they are in other people's homes.
- Detail Oriented: Meticulously cleans homes when provided a vacuum and recently proved that I can clean my own toys as I was caught cleaning my toy airplane by pouring water from my sippy cup and wiping the airplane clean.
- Loyal: Proven to cry when Gammy, Mom or Dad leaves the room and can always be counted on to run to the door to welcome you home, once I see you pull into the driveway.
- Passionate: Demonstrates excitement every time I see pumpkins. My living room is currently decorated with pumpkins and there's even a 12 foot pumpkin in my front yard!

Accomplishments
- Successfully weaned from my bottle.
- Introduced to the potty, though I do not yet understand what to do with it, I do love the music that plays from it and I have sat on it a few times.
- Dances when a toy starts playing music by waving my arms with an occassional bounce.
- Can clearly say "oh wow!", "All gone", "shoe" and my favorite "Boo".

References
Upon request (because I'm pretty sure I can only count on my grandparents to give me a good one)