Terrible Twos?

If by "terrible twos" you mean:
- Throwing mulch at other children during outdoor play at daycare.
- Swiping a salsa glass jar off of a grocery store shelf only to have it shatter and ricochet causing a facial cut.
- Climbing on furniture and removing all couch cushions.
- Jumping from the third step down to the basement floor.
- Sleeping in on every week day but waking up at 6:30am during the weekends.
- Coloring his leg and arm with a blue highlighter.
- Crying when mom and dad do not put Curious George 2 on the television.
- Throwing cars across the living room.
- Filling the toilet with an entire roll of toilet paper.
- Sneaking into the bathroom, turning on the sink and playing in the water.
- Laughing when he is getting into trouble and being disciplined.
- Ignoring you when his name is called.

Then yes... Mason has hit the terrible twos.